Professor Phardtpounders Colon Cleaner Hot Sauce
Seriously, stop laughing. That name may sound just like Fart Pounders, but that is the last thing you are going to want to do once you sample a bottle of Professor Phardtpounders Colon Cleaner Hot Sauce, properly labeled Capsaicin Extremis. This tasty mustardy hot sauce is laced with Scotch Bonnet peppers that give this hot sauce a Scoville Level that will melt your tongue and put a grin on your face. Does it really cleanse your colon? Probably not, but it will guarantee you know every moment it works its way through your intestines as the heat level sizzles through your body. What makes this sauce special is its amazing amount of heat and unique flavor. If you love a sauce that turns on the fire sprinklers, but provides incredible flavor, try Professor Phardtpounders Colon Cleanser.
You can order a flask of fart sizzling fun from Amazon for $7.49.