Paranoid Bed Side Table
You can never be over prepared when your life is in danger. For those times that you hear footsteps in your home and don’t know what to and use as a weapon and shield, the Paranoid Bed Side Table (USD $245) is that clever invention that can keep your family safe. Forget your alarm, this carefully constructed table is made from birch plywood, maple and leather to insure a solid design. Hopefully, it won’t have to ever be used.